Spams from My Dear

Today I’m listing some of one of my spams that I get as blog comments.  My favorite ones start with, “Good morning, my dearest…”

I can’t help but laugh.

Here is one spam that I received from yesterday:

Spammer:

ATTENTION: MY DEAR.

I AM MR DARIO NINO.FUND RELEASE OFFICER FROM WORLD BANK SWITZERLAND.WE HAVE RELEASE SOME FUNDS TO THE UNITED NATION FOR ALL THE SCAM VICTIMS FOR COMPASETION OF THERE PAST LOST .EACH PERSON (US$250.000.00).CONTACT PERSON (DR.JOAN CLOS MATHEW)

Me:

Dear Mr. Dario Nino,

I am so happy to be your dear.  Are you really from the World Bank of Switzerland? I didn’t realize that I had been a victim of a scam.

Thank you so much for alerting me!  I am more than happy to contact Dr. Mathew for my compaesetion.  That is, I’m assuming I’m getting some money from all this.  My eyes are swimming from the black box of ALL CAPS, so forgive me if I can’t read your entire missive.

All the best from your dear,

Stephanie

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4 thoughts on “Spams from My Dear

  1. Haven’t gotten that one – yet. I did get four or five, purporting to be from different people, but all saying exactly the same thing. Something to the effect that they were very interested in my posting and were researching the same subject. The post in question was “Oh, Holey Night”.

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